I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter bokeh where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word porn for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, %anchor_text% trusts crot her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to bokeh what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on. bokeh ' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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